What would be the best way to provoke you?
by 
Jay Was Here - AYPWIP
ANSWERS: 40
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Talking to me like a piece of trash would be a good start.
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To say something negative about my children.
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Talk trash to my friends.
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Pontificating about what affects peoples well-being without having the faintest idea of their real problems/situations. I hate when someone starts trotting out moronically simplistic unrealistic solutions to someone elses very real problems. Good question : )
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I don't easily get provoked, at least not when it comes to personal insults. but ignorant discrimination and rascism piss me off.
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Bully somebody with me in the room and you will find out ]o(
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For my kids, it's when they lie to me. For anyone else, it's to insult my family. I don't care if people talk trash about me. I am a Scorpio & everything about that sign holds true to my nature. It also pisses me off to insult my intelligence. My teenagers are good at that too.
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Do anything to mess with the one person in this world I truly care about. (it isn't me)
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Criticize my kids or wife. On AB, when people are nasty or belittling/insulting.
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Talk badly about my girlfriend, that is really the only thing or just trying to start an argument (key word is try).
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Start quoting "facts" that are not facts, or stating inaccurate facts that can be proven inaccurate and then keep declaring them correct. Also, make ridiculous claims of conspiracies and such with no reasonable basis and most facts available prove you wrong. Both of these things will have me in your face.
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Unfortunately it doesn't take much. If someone looks at me wrong, I'm ready but if someone were to say anything about my grandparents or my daughter, I'd plan my revenge very carefully
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Mistreating a child.
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aw theres so many ways, im very irratble.
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Insult my family.
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Threaten a member of my family. First make sure that you've done everything else you've wanted to in life...
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Say something about my kid or my momma or mistreat an animal & let me catch, you'd be a dead man or woman walking or I'd cut your break line for any of the above! BTW love ya Jay,lol this ain't aimed toward ya,lol.
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Telling me Im stupid will do it every time.
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Kick my dog, Cody, and find out!!!!
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speaking ill of anyone that I care about- ESPECIALLY my children....Those are fighting words.
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Random unwarranted insults
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Attack someone I love..verbally, physically, any way. That will always work, if that is someone's goal. :)
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Touch my kids or husband and you're toast. Since my husband can fend for himself, let's just say kids. If you bother my kids, you're going to have some long years of physical therapy ahead of you. That, and if you mess with any little kid, we're really going to have some problems.
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Mess with any member of my family. Quickest way to start a serious fight? Do anything bad to my daughter.
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Hurt a child near me Attack someone I love Bully someone that can not defend themselves Refer to women (in general) as weak and inferior.
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I would come to the defense of anyone being harmed, but don't mess with my friends or my family.
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I don't provoke easily. I am very good in confrontational situations. Just don't let me catch you lying to me.
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By telling me how I should feel about something and then go on and on about it
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Insult my intelligence
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Hey, where have you been, I was getting worried that something might have been wrong with you or one of your kids? Is the family ok?
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dont
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You cannot provoke me; I'm in control of my mind, and is very good at ignoring what does not appeal to me.
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Getting a grip on my neck is the quickest. i get terrified and then you are toast!! also restricting acsess to somthing and being told what to do and what i think(i mean r they stupid or something i do know my own mind!!) o and last but not least anyone makeing someone in my family cry or hurt especialy my sis who has little self confidence at the best of times!!!
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Hurt someone I love, or any innocent child or animal.
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Tell me I am acting just like my Dad. I love my Dad, but don't want to act like him.
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Use my bathroom.................
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Poke me with a stick through the bars of my cage
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I could tell you but it's so much more fun to let you find out on your own through trial and ERROR.
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Harming someone I care very much about. There are a few people who I would die for, or kill for, if necessary to protect them from harm.
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If you lit me on fire, kicked me in the balls, and then pushed me down some really long stairs, that would do the job. >:(
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