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Mrs. C
ANSWERS: 29
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...people can't afford to finish a question.
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I try to use my AB points as cash at the store.lol
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Rich people are putting their jewels in lock boxes and shopping at thrift stores.
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When I go to work and scare people because I can't afford make-up!
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you can't afford Internet
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You start cutting your dryer sheets in half.
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They check your one dollar bills to see if they are counterfeit.
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The worker at the soup kitchen are at a soup kitcen!
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you see Bill Gates shopping at a dollar store.
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You spend $100 bill at the grocery store and you have one plastic bag of food. +5
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there are three people standing on the same corner holding the same sign to save on ink.
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You know the economy is BAD when -- the roaches won't even eat the food I can afford.
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U cant sell your home and u cant afford basic needs.
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I hear screams of horror when the day's closing Dow Jones averages are given.
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People are wearing leftover odd socks on purpose! Poeple are making tulip bulb soup.
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Paper money goes to black and white to save money rather than use colored inks and more complex printing. The metals used in coins chang. They become so light, they float in water.
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Paris Hilton can only afford a Motel 6..............
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you sell the rats in your house to make money...
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when you only get 10.00 of food stamps per month!
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Jay Leno does a whole mini-monologue with this line everyday. Here are some: "Before we begin, I want to warn people from Nigeria who might be watching our show, if you get any e-mails from Washington asking for money, it's a scam. Don't fall for it." "I saw a guy on Hollywood Boulevard said to a hooker 'What can I get for an extra 50?' She said '100 shares of General Motors.'"
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Alan Greenspan runs down the street screaming, "The end is near!"
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Wall street is on food stamps
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wealthy people shop at Walmart and brag about it! :)
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when you get a stimulus check for $1
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the bank directors get only $2,000,000 bonus per annum.
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Your dog starts clipping coupons.
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The girl scout at your door selling cookies needs a shave.
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You don't know that the world is controlled by a group of internation bankers called "Bilderberg Group". Wake up people! Osara watch it on youtube or just google it folks!
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supply shocks lead prices to rise
Wide Awake @ has closing date woo hoo 
-NUNYA-- 
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